Great Urban Race 2010 - Philadelphia Qualifier

We Jumped, But Got Dumped!

Well, it was a fun day, punctuated by some frustrating moments at the finish. Imagine finishing second only to find out that the first place team had one location incorrect (the time on the clock could not be read by the scorer) and had to go back out onto the course to retake the picture. We win!!!! But wait, when they return with a good picture, another (more senior) scorer looks at the original picture and decides that they can indeed read the time and so the original time stood… and now we were back to 2nd! Crap! Why, for goodness sake, would the senior person not look at the five top finishers (the top three get $$$) to make sure everything was correct from the get go? Boy, were we upset! Oh wait, that wasn’t our team. We dropped from the top ten to somewhere in the abyss due to a non-jump jump… but I’m getting ahead of myself.


It looked like a record crowd for an unexpectedly warm Saturday – not sure how many, but guessing north of 300 teams packing in the Fieldhouse. The race started very close to on-time, which is always appreciated! Nick and I stationed ourselves by a door and once the “open your envelopes” was hollered, we dashed out to an open area and ripped open the envelope. We scanned the clues and found a lot of them ranged from very easy to obvious. Nick contacted Ryan, who was still “waking up” and no help(!), while I called Amanda, who was awake and alert (hoorah!). The conversation was short and successful, which is unfortunately a bad sign – that means that most teams would spend little time having to figure out the clues and could probably do it without using much support. It also turned out that the course was very tight – another bad sign.


I think the best events are a combination of planning – figuring out the clues with support doing research on the Internet, solving some at-least-somewhat difficult puzzles and mapping the course – and navigating – figuring the best way to combine running and transit. Easy clues and short courses favor fast runners… isn’t that the point of 10K races?
Anyway, we decided to sweep through the Center City clues, jump on the subway to Spring Garden and work our way back to the finish. It was a good plan, except we got screwed on a subway signal issue (costing us at least 20 minutes) which is part of the fun (and unfortunately favored the runners even more!). Though we were not going to do the tic-tac-toe clue (9 photos – get three of them in a row) since they are usually convoluted, we quickly ran into two of the boxes (honking a horn & person with two or more tattoos) so that changed the strategy. Our first stop was the Swiss Bakery on 19th, where I got to feed Nick a cookie while photographing it. We commandeered a costumer to take our photo. The first shot was inside and too dark, so we moved outside to get a better shot (and a legal shot, as we found out when another team got screwed for not being outside, though “in front of the store’s sign” really does not mean “in front of the store with the sign showing” – it means in front of any store sign (of which there were several in the store!)).
Nick and I sprinted out of the store and around the corner to the massage place where Nick had to put a yellow dot on some muscle on my leg (which stayed on until I took a shower at home), and then we were off to get some supplies for our next destination: Project Home. 7-11 was a waste, so we picked up some combs and washcloths at Walgreens. A 48 bus was at the bus stop, so we jumped on and caught a breather for four blocks till Project Home. Nick and I dropped off the stuff, got the receipt (lots of locations with receipts or stamps, rather than photos) and then raced around the corner in hopes of catching a slide at Franklin Park. Success! Nick celebrated with a slide.


After that, it was a quick run back to Game Piece Central (next to City Hall) for a Monopoly piece photo, and then down the stairwell to the subway. Where we waited. And waited. And waited a long, long time until the subway finally arrived. When we initially got there we were the only team on the platform, but by the time the train arrived we had lots of unwanted company. And a very crowded car!


The ride was fast, so we jumped off at Spring Garden, and raced down the stairs. There were dozens of teams at the World War II statue jostling to get good shots. We needed to match the statue’s pose and jump in the photo. Note to anyone designing races: bad idea with digital cameras! Most consumer cameras have a good delay between pressing the button and snapping the photo, making getting an in-jump photo very difficult. Some smart teams jumped off the statue(!), but it was so crowded while we were there that many teams were taking half-body shots of jumpers… and getting screwed at the finish (or not!). Anyway, we commandeered another racer to take our photo and after three tries the photo looked good (and turned out it really was).


We raced around the corner to some tea shop and identified three mystery grounds (given two options on each) and collected yet another stamp. Then it was down to the Painted Bride for to use Scrabble pieces to spell three of six random words (and all had to be touching). Quick and painless for another stamp. And then it was a few more blocks to the Betsy Ross house to design our team flag on a sheet of paper with crayons. Nick created a quick one, while some teams seemed to be really working hard on theirs. An odd location…


Two to go! We headed to some bookstore near 2nd and Market for the ol’ logical murder mystery. The clues listed the suspect with different descriptions (suspect was wearing tan shoes, Bob has a yellow car, etc.) that you needed to use to solve the murder. Or you could just look around and hear someone tell the answer to the official. Simple! Amazingly, when we read the clue at the start, Nick said it had to be (spoiler alert!) Danny Bonaduce… and it was! Another stamp and off to the last location at Washington Square. We had skipped the Inquirer (top of the) building clock clue (the clock face in the photo had to be on the hour, :20 or :40) when we missed it by about 5 minutes and did not want to wait around for another 15 minutes. Maybe should have waited… at Washington Square we had do several sets of Marine-style exercises (jumping jacks, walkouts, etc.) that proved to be amazingly painful after about two hours of running (and in the heat). And of course there was no bus on Market Street when we arrived there, so we hoofed it up to the finish.


Nick and I zipped into the Fieldhouse and saw just a few teams there (though sadly, more than three – oh well). We went to the scoring table – they had about seven scorers (!) and showed our stuff. Everything was going good until she got to the jump photo – she couldn’t see our feet, so couldn’t decide if we were jumping. I walked her through the sequence, but no luck – so she got up to ask the senior folks (she was a volunteer). I asked the team next to me if they showed their feet – their volunteer scorer said that the two photos were sort of close, so she allowed it… what!?! By the time the senior official came back with the official bad news, the other team had left and another team was with the easy official… who had already approved their jump photo. I said “let’s see theirs” and sure enough no proof of jumping, so the senior official disallowed their score too. Sorry! As it turned out, some scorers were allowing it and some were not. The man who took our photo there showed up and confirmed that we had indeed jumped. Sorry! Oh, did I mention it’s a 30 minute penalty! So, we were screwed and plummeted into the scoring depths, as did apparently many, many teams (also with the Swiss Bakery one). I even tried to go back out where we could have easily snapped the Inky clock photo, but we weren’t allowed (though the first place team was allowed – but apparently wasn’t supposed to be… might want to go over the rules with your scorers before the event!). Anyway, if you look at our photo full-size you can clearly see Nick’s (and mine somewhat) sleeve pulled out to indicate he was landing (which he was), so we were in the end (of our own minds!) vindicated.


So, that made the whole day pretty aggravating. I think they had two weak questions, given standard digital cameras: the jump one (you really need to be back about 30 feet (it’s a tall statue) and it’s impossible to see your team if there are 20+ teams there too) and the clock one (the camera’s resolution is only so good – good luck if you used a small camera phone!). Challenge Nation had a clock clue, but it was inside the Reading Terminal Market where the clock is six feet behind you… not on top of some building. I also think the Swiss Bakery clue was needlessly ambiguous (and incorrectly interpreted by the officials). I did like the challenges at the locations (as opposed to just taking a photo) which is a plus for the race, but the Great Urban Race clues keep getting easier year after year, and the course is shrinking. I think it’s now the easiest (to solve) and navigate, making it tough to win unless you are very fast.


On a good note, I met a bunch of cool new folks, who will hopefully enter the other Philly Urban Adventures, as well as some Club Ed stuff. Till next time!